Posted by
Ronald Lanham Jr. on Saturday, December 06, 2008 11:32:45 AM
I have a local story that illustrates a national problem. In Mobile,
Alabama, Councilman Fred Richardson--a Democrat no less--has decided
that the city needs a large object to lower from the top of our largest
building ala-New York's Times Square ball.
But this won't be made of Waterford crystal. Oh no. It will be a giant moonpie.
"A moonpie", you say. "What's that?"
Well
gather round kiddies and I'll tell you. A moonpie is a confection that
appears once a year (usually) around these parts for the annual Mardi
Gras celebration. The banana and the vanilla varieties are pretty good,
but personally the chocolate takes like something that the parade
horses leave behind.
But I digress. The point of this little
missive is that in a time of recession and economic uncertainty,
terrorist attacks and a liberal majority in Congress and Obama in the
White House, this is just what we need. Major cities, several states,
the auto industry and every Tom, Dick and Harry around is traveling to
Washington, D.C. with their hand out to get bailout money. Yeah, we
really need to spend good money on a giant googaw that will only be
used once a year. Then it will probably sit there like a giant
diaphragm so that all the visitors to our area can say that they saw
the world's largest contraceptive.
The unnecessary spending is bad enough. Now the entire city will look like a trailer park at Christmas.
Well, Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez. And let's hope that the bloody thing doesn't fall on someone (unless it's the city council, of course).